A family business

My family has all worked in this industry at one point. My father is a chef, my mother use to run a resteraunt in Breckenridege when I was a kid. My sister is a hostess and my other sister works pantry at a well known restaurant downtown. Sometimes we swap stories about shit we see. They have a baked alaskan on the menu that they set on fire before they bring it to the table. When one of the waiters picks up the dessert he always tells my sister that "It smells like failure." What a great smart ass remark that you will only get in trenches of the line.